Thanks to Vivi Andrews who nominated me for the Bald Faced Liar game! How does this work? I’ve posted seven statements about myself below. At least one is true and all the rest are lies. Anyone want to take a guess on which is true?

I’ve tagged a few bloggers of my own, but who knows if they’ll be up for the challenge!

Lacy Danes
Karen Erickson
Casey Sheridan
Emma Petersen
Damned Scribbling Women
Crystal Jordan

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1. I’m f*cking Matt Damon.
2. I once had lunch with a former president.
3. I love the taste of blood so much I fantasize about becoming a vampire.
4. I’ve traveled around the world on a sail boat.
5. I’ve been offered the chance to become a prostitute.
6. I can hold my breath for two minutes and twelve seconds.
7. My cat is a shapeshifter from the future.

::yesyes:: ::yeahthat:: ::workit:: ::woot:: ::whipitgood:: ::whenaproblemcomesalong:: ::whattha?:: ::whateva!! ::whatEVA:: ::welcome:: ::tmi2:: ::tired:: ::tMi:: ::stupido:: ::sticky:: ::sisboomba:: ::shhhh:: ::sad:: ::romeoohromeo:: ::rofl:: ::rockon:: ::pulltheothe1:: ::ponyexpress:: ::paddleme:: ::orelse:: ::ohnoudidnt:: ::nono:: ::nanadance:: ::loser:: ::lesigh:: ::itwillgiveyoucancer:: ::isaidplz:: ::ireallydo:: ::iam:: ::i<3u:: ::huh?:: ::huggies:: ::howdymaam:: ::harder:: ::hard:: ::happydance:: ::guitarhero:: ::gogogo:: ::garthbrooksishot:: ::drool:: ::dontdoit:: ::diddy:: ::diddy2:: ::delicatelikeaflower:: ::counting:: ::chef:: ::cheeze:: ::busyasa:: ::booby:: ::blushie:: ::blink:: ::blank:: ::bedrocka:: ::bday:: ::awwwe:: ::arrrrgh:: ::angelbaby:: ::aaahthatsbetter:: ::OTK::

4 comments to “I’m a liar!”

  1. 1

    [...] to Shelli Stevens who nominated me for the Bald Faced Liar game! How does this work? I’ve posted seven statements [...]


  2. 2

    ROFLMAO! I totally know which one you’re NOT lying about.


  3. 3

    I don’t know, Shelli! Is it 5?
    If it’s 1, then tell Matt D hello for me.

    ~ Elizabeth Amber


  4. 4

    LOL, yes, it was #5. Sad story. Pretty recent.


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