It’s me. Shelli. I’m tired of the bad apples of Hollywood, running around like bimbos on crack (oh wait, they probably are), and who also happen to be the role models of a ton of girls under the age of 18. Stop the insanity!
“I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation…. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence.”
*cough* Bull shit! I almost feel sorry for her.
Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood. Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.”One witness described the scene as being being “physically dragged” out of the courtroom by a female deputy.
“Till this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD [attention deficit disorder].”
Oh. Really? Go get some Visine and then put on a bra. Starbucks has coffee ready to wake your ass up before you go home to change your kid’s diaper. What? You’ve never changed a diaper?
“I’ll f*ck Jude Law tomorrow.”
Run, Jude, run for the hills! And not the Hollywood ones.
And what the hell is Lindsay doing? Auditioning for a slasher/porn film? And don’t even get me started on that chick from Entertainment Tonight. Come on people.
You know…I used to tease my tweenage niece about how she idolizes Hilary Duff. She hates all the above ladies. And now I have to say…Good call, kid! Hilary comes out looking like Snow White.
