So I was a bad, bad blogger this week. A bad self blogger and blog hopper. I guess this is the part I self blogellate myself. Ok, really cheesy line, but I’m tired. Cut me some slack. So what have I been doing all week that caused me to take a break from blog life? We-ell, lots of stuff!

I started my new book. And let me tell you, I love where it’s going. But I didn’t always. At first I was having major angst about my heroine’s motivation, namely, she was a total bitch. So I decided to change it up a little, and just make her more delusional. That way you don’t hate her, but kind of laugh and go…is this woman smoking crack? And no, she isn’t. She gets better. This book will be fun! You just gotta trust me. *Looking into your eyes* Do you trust me? (Sorry, had a complete Aladdin moment.)
Also, beyond that, we’ve been getting ready to launch the new group blog. And the fabulous news is…it’ll be up on Monday! I’m thrilled with it, and have to say I love Word Press! So check back Monday for the link. In between your beer and bbq of course. Don’t worry, we’ll ease you in nice and slow.
Ok I got my dress for the RWA awards night. The one you need to wear a formal for, ya know? Yeah. I got it on Ebay. For like more than 1/3 of the price it’s going for at the store right now. I made my goal of paying less than $50 (including shipping!) for a formal dress. I showed Deanna Lee and Emma Petersen and they both asked me if I was planning on getting a tan. Hmm. What, when did translucent white go out of style? Seriously. I’m so pale. And what’s your opinion on nylons? Can I wear nude nylons with a dress like this? Or are nude nylons totally 90’s and are no fashionably taboo? Help me. I’m clueless with this kind of thing.

On that note, I bought one of those Spanx body things. You know what I’m talking about? Those slimming things? Goes from below the breasts to your thighs. I haven’t tried it on yet, but…hmm. It looks about the width of a tube sock, so I have to say this thing may not get along with my internal organs, but we shall see. Ah, the pain of looking a little less fat. ;)

Okay, off to bed. Since I’m so freaking tired, and I tend to say stupid things this late at night. Seriously. I should not be allowed to blog or talk to people after 10pm. G’night!

p.s. And no, I really have no idea if this cat is real below. Kind of scary if it is.