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| Thirteen topic titles from spam email’s Shelli has received.
1. Produce Stronger, Rock Hard Erections.
2. 3 extra on your willy?
3. Please Be Our Guest In Cancun - 4 Night Luxury Stay!
4. $500 Home Depot Card
5. View HOT Christian singles in your area for FREE
6. ALERT: One year FREE* membership to Weight Watchers
7. No Pumps! No Surgery! No Exercises!
8. I wouldn’t be lying! 2 inches bigger!
9. Losing your hair? We can help.
10. Have a Sexually explicit one night stand this weekend
11. Re: Finance Approval info
12. get her into bed today weak
13. Контрагент - лучший друг или ярый враг?
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Shelli Stevens in
Uncategorized on Thursday, April 26th, 2007.
these are SOOOOOO funny! i mean i’m sorry you’re subjected to this awful stuff! heh.
Oh I have the worst time deleting the ones that say “We’ll pay you to shop at Target!” I don’t even care if it’s a scam, my mind blurs somewhere around the words “shop at Target”
Have you received the one Don’t be left out, join millions of men in the revolution? lol
I keep winning the UK National Lottery. LOL!
Wouldn’t you just love to write back to them and tell them when you grow a penis, you’ll be sure to contact them because you’ll have lots and lots of money.
OR maybe they just think you’re really horny. ‘-) I’m kidding. I so needed this laugh!
I just wish there were more kinds of spam; it’s always the same stuff, you know? Though the one in Greek intrigued me.
I used to get lots of viagra and increase your erection ones but now I get software and people begging me to send them money. At least the vigara and erection ones were mildly entertaining.
I’m glad I have Spamfighter, but sometimes I have a good laugh over the offers I’m made. I mean, what girl doesn’t want Viagra or a bigger dick? ;-)
Thanks for visiting my TT!
LOL! Apparently you get much better spam than I do ;) All I get are offers for viagara!
LOL I get a lot of spam written in Chinese or Japanese - I’m not sure which, and have no idea what they’re about!
We’ve been spammed by the same people. lol
That’s MY Home Depot card! They said I won!! :o)
So gee… I guess sex and money is it, huh?
And maybe weight loss.
Am I the only one who sees somethign wrong with Hot Christian Singles? LOL
I get the ones for Viagra all the time. When will I get one for the female Viagra for women. Cialis anyone?
LOL.
Okay, I’m DYING laughing. Amie–I’m with you on the hot christian singles thing.
You get an AWFUL lot of male genetalia-related ones. Sad. LOL
And the foreign one…nice! LOLOL–wonder what it says?
Are there a lot of one night stands that aren’t explicit? I thought that was kind of the point.
What? No “Buy now, pay later” spam? That’s my most popular one. Or maybe they know my credit card history…
I always get the ones from the Nigerian Solicitor. Apparently, I have LOTS of relatives that pass away over there without leaving a will.
Oh dear. That was too funny!
Hilarious…who are these weirdoes anyway? Happy TT!
Finally, spam serves a purpose! LOL
Lol! Too funny! :D
Oh! You pick the cleverest things to thirteen about, lol. Those were hysterical. I keep winning the UK lottery too, whoever posted that comment. I know that’s spam because I’m never that lucky :).
anna j. evans
Ooh, that last one is a BIG turn-on! :D
LOL. I was going to do a spam list last week, but I did the google list instead.
And what? Aren’t you getting the Hoodia emails? The mortgage pre-approvals??
LOL
My favourite spam subject line is
something like ‘Start out with a large deposit’. I never know if it’s some kind of high-interest saving scheme or Viagra again!
Immi
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I like the one that says- we have money in a bank in your country. All we need is someone to bring it to us.
I’ve thought about using this as a T13 topic because I get some doozies!!
My favorite one is titled, “Build more sperm in your Pe nis” Is it just me, or is sperm not “built” in the penis at all…and furthermore, I don’t HAVE a penis! :)
Hrm…I’d be afraid to delete the Home Depot one…what if…$500 could go a long way…
:)
I hate spam. :( But when I look at it like this, it’s almost too funny…
I mean, seriously… How stupid do they take the modern person to be? I would be the first to know if I had a penis THAT needed enlarging. If I had that, I wouldn’t even need the cream. I’d be freakin’ rich! LOL
I nearly spewed my ice tea when I read #2. Also, you got spammed in Russian (#13)? That’s actually impressive. I never get anything that interesting.
Grace Draven
Rhonda the foreign one says “3 extra on your willy?”
LMAO
I guess men really ARE obsessed with penis size. LOL
My favorite is the willy-one!
Guess I should comb through my spam filter. . . some of these are a scream!
You would not believe the amount of spam that hits one of my junk accounts that I use for contests.
I used to get a few that said “Want explosive orgasms? Click here!”
Clicked a few times, nothing happened.
Bastards.