Oddly enough, I got hit on again online today. I mean, it’s pretty likely I got a ‘form’ message. Which I’m sure anyone within his zip code that looked cute got. Now, this guy wasn’t bad looking. Actually somewhat my type. Meat on his bones, nice smile. But, let me show you the highlights of his message…
Yo yo..
… I wandered into your profile and well, I liked what I saw.. ;p So.. ya :) they call me *Billy. I think you and I should perhaps be friends, cause you seem pretty cool, and smart, and maybe even cute! (it’s everso hard to tell in this vast digital world.. :) ….you know what they say.. appearance wins over the eyes, but personality catches the heart.. LOL!
So I visited his profile (this is all on My Space) Here’s his entire ‘about me’ blurb..
Hi, I love to travel more then anything else. My current passion is The Netherlands. (Netherlands = Amsterdam = possible pothead)
Would like to meet anyone with similar interests or even anyone curious. (I’m a single mom on a tight budget, traveling is not exactly in my future)
No strings or baggage. Take a chance. (Right, fabulous deal. We get to have sex as long as I don’t expect anything from you. And of course a pushing 30, single woman will have no baggage. I’ve got my rose colored glasses on. I’m just waiting for my Prince Charming to whisk me off to Amsterdam on our baggageless trip.)
Then’s the kicker. In his side bar profile thing it says… I don’t want kids
Okay, WHY are you hitting on me? Did ya read my profile? I have a kid, it’s noted in my profile, and there’s even a picture of her on there. I think that new pic of me that I put up (the same one that’s in here now) is attracting attention. But I rarely look that good. That was Shelli playing dress up at Nationals. I’m usually wearing my fat pants, a t-shirt, and have my hair pulled back in a ponytail. And NO MAKEUP.
I don’t even think I’m going to reply to him. Athough I’ll feel bad if he somehow finds his way to my blog and reads this. But what can I say, he gave me great material for a blog post today.
So I got tagged by Kelley. It’s all about books, and so I have to warn you.. my answers aren’t very deep. I rarely remember what I ate for breakfast the day before, let alone all the books that have impacted me over the years. Yeah, I shouldn’t admit that being a writer.
1. One book that changed my life: He’s just not that into you. Seriously, I haven’t dated since.
2. One book I’ve read more than once: Some historical romance that I read so long ago I forgot and read it again when I bought it at a thrift shop. I never intend to read a book twice.
3.One book I would want on a deserted island: A survival guide.
4. One book that made me laugh: Good in Bed
5. One book that made me cry: Who knows. Maybe one of those Nicholas Sparks books.
6. One book I wish I had written: Good in Bed.
7. One book I wish had never been written: Can’t remember. Some book about an alcoholic who’s wife left him, and he dies in the end. I think he was a cop. It really pissed me off. That took like three days to read. Three days of my life I’ll never get back.
8. One book I am currently reading: Bunking down with the Boss by Charlene Sands.
9. One book I have been meaning to read: In the Mood by Suzanne Macpherson
Tagged: Anyone motivated to do this or wants something to put on their blog today!
