Okay I wasn’t going to blog today, really I wasn’t. But then I got inspiration. GREAT inspiration. From Loribelle . You see she called me tonight. At ten o’clock my time, somewhere round midnight her time. What did she want? To discuss Nationals? To have me check on something in Divas? To send someone an email? (Cause she’s at the beach on vacation) Nooo. Lori wanted to discuss my requirements for the guy I’m looking to have sex with when I arrive in Atlanta.
See she took me seriously when I loosely said ‘Man, I should really just have a fling while I’m over there.” And so she and her hubby were sitting around discussing who they knew (One of her hubby’s soldiers?) who would be willing to help out poor old me. Sooo. I had to set her straight. Tell her having sex with a stranger while I’m on vacation probably isn’t the best idea. (Although it is my premise for my book Tourist Attraction, LOL!) *Sigh* But for a minute there I have to admit it was tempting. I haven’t done the deed since I got pregnant three years ago! 
So tell me, how could I not blog about this tonight?
Anyways, it was so much fun to talk to her. And I could even understand her, which with the southern belles it can be a bit tricky! Deanna called me a week ago too and shocked the crud out of me. I’m overdosing on Belles.
I was soooo close to finishing my E.C. Caveman entry today. But then got sidetracked with a big painting project. Anyways, I was debating passing out early when Lori called. And now it’s eleven and my eyes are watering. Sheeze, why do we have to sleep? It’s so annoying. Do you ever get like that? Who made it a rule that humans need sleep?
Okay, I’m done… really. I should probably do a pic of the day… Let’s see… here we go. I don’t think Lori will ever have to worry about coming home to this
Lmao!! Now you know there’s a part of you that’s really tempted lol. ;) We’re gonna have a blast in Atlanta…whether we get Shelli laid or not lol! :D
LOL!
Three years? I gave up and picked up a dude at a club after two months, lol.
As for the sleep thing… yeah, there needs to be either more hours in the day, or we need to be able to just do without. :P
I think you’re going to have fun in Atlanta, too! ;-)
Paz
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LOL!!! How sweet of her to try and hook you up! Sometimes it’s more fun to be daring in what we write, you know, lol.
Love the car photo, I just about spit up my tea, lol.
*HUGS*
LOLOLOL!
That’s too funny. :) One of my best friends from college is a guy who lives in Atlanta, although he’s a little on the short side. But I’m a big fan of hot Indian men…I have a secret crush on CNN’s Dr. Sanjay Gupta.
LOLOLOLOL That’s just too funny!
LOL! I agree Loribell we need to get Shelli a guy in Atlanta!
:-)
Don’t you love us Shelli?
We are only looking out for you.
Hugs,
Lacy.
LOL Very Funny!
Shelli’s gonna get some, Shelli’s gonna get some…
:)
I’m still saying don’t do it, girl. I don’t want to hear rumors about ‘that girl in the hallway at National.’ ;)
… I need to wash my car. Not that I have a wife. Shh.
LOL @ car pic.
I know the feeling about sleep. My body wants it but my brain doesn’t. So irritating!
:o)
You turned her down?? Shelli, honey. We really need to get you laid. I mean, whoa.
And your friend tries to hook you up and you PASSED? *sigh* Poor Lori, just trying to look out for your best interest and you shoot her down.
Shelli, LOL! Okay, a stranger is a fantasy of mine but can’t I live through you? I can write about flings but that’s about it. Have a blast in Atlanta. Wish I could be there.
LOL…Now that is a true friend!! Love the pic of the car. I must do that to my terribly uptight neighbors one day, hehe
LOL… What a great friend! But hey, aren’t the guys at least worth meeting? :-) Can’t wait for Atlanta!
3 Years! Well you never know, you just might meet a sexy stranger up there who ends up transfering to seattle *tehe* hmmm that sounds familiar….
ROFL, there’s nothing like being taken literally!
(I’ve just bought my first purchase from Cobblestone Press – ‘Tourist Attraction’- I can’t wait to read it.)
LOL – I bet you’ll be careful about what you tell them next time. I bet you’ll have a blast. Not long to go now!
Loved the photo of the day.
It’s not that hard to understand us southern belles, is it? LOLOL!
Darn it! Shelli, you need to let us do the thinking around here. Lori, don’t listen to her. She needs a guy who likes kids, taller than Shelli and not a freak. Just get her someone who won’t treat her like crap.
And Shelli, you don’t have to sleep with him if you don’t want to. Maybe you could just drool over him or just make out. Girl, we love you. Have FUN in Atlanta. You don’t have to have anonymous sex with him, but wouldn’t it be fun to try out the rusty flirting skills?
LMAO! I don’t even know what to say here. LMAO!
Shelli, just go for it.
Remember: what happens in Atlanta, stays in Atlanta.
Shelli honey I gotcha beat and that’s not good.
Get some for me….PLEASE!