Ooooh my gosh! I got a release date for The Pirate’s Booty! It’s a week from today, June 14th! We weren’t sure when it would happen, we had a ‘hopeful’ date, but because of certain circumstances with the editing we couldn’t be sure. But we pulled through just dandy and it’s gonna happen! Woo whoo! Now I just gotta catch up on promo’ing. I’ve got a week. ACK! I’ll do some excerpts next week. If that’s okay. Not too many, cause I know you’re not here to get slapped with promo.

But speaking of, you’re getting todays new releases at Cobblestone. My usual Friday :) But first my pic of the day! To celebrate the release of another Pirate’s sensation, The Pirate’s of the Carribean, here’s a sexy pic of Keira Knightley. Mmm… Just like boning a coat rack. *Shudder* Does anyone else just think she’s gross being that thin? Or is it just me? Quick, somebody shove some biscuits and gravy down her throat! She looks a little better in the before pic (the black dress) but not much.

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The following books can be purchased at Cobblestone Press

Sexy stripper by night, staid corporate raider by day, Kelsey’s not looking for love, only sex and power. Then, Jordan walks into her life, rough, tough karate champion who dares her to risk her heart on a night of searing passion.

I Dare You takes both women to the brink of love and hate while they struggle to contain the fire burning between them. Together, they emit fireworks, hearts beating as one, denying the hooks of love clawing at them. Will love have time to blossom? Or, will it die in the ashes of a stalker’s insanity?

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In book one of the Lunar Mates series, Darius Stewart is banished and offered the leadership of a new pack. He has a new pack to settle and a rogue wolf terrorizing the local population, threatening to expose their species. The last thing he needs is a mate further complicating his life.

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Dori Wagner’s dreams of true love were shattered by an obsessively violent boyfriend. Now a timid hermit, she pens her erotic fantasies in a diary. Then a new neighbor shows a knack for knowing her every desire. Is he a stalker or the man of her dreams?

Sloan Michaels is a psychic who dreams prophetic visions, and when they involve strangers, they’re usually bad. Tired of being viewed as an oddity, he moves to a new neighborhood, vowing to keep his ability a secret. But that changes when he starts dreaming of kissing his quirky downstairs neighbor.

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18 comments to “Freaks on Friday!”

  1. 1

    Cant wait for the Pirates Booty.

    She is way too skinny. I don’t understand that. Some people need to start eating!!


  2. 2

    Why do actresses do that? Being that thin is NOT sexy, it’s gross!

    Congrats on the book!!!


  3. 3

    Congrats Shelli! That is so awesome about the quick release date!

    Keira looks sicks - so does Kate Bosworth (Lois in the new Superman). I’ve seen pics of both at their movie premieres and you’re right - eat some biscuits and gravy. JUST EAT SOMETHING PLEASE!


  4. 4

    Ick! Too thin.

    Yay on your release!


  5. 5

    Congrats on the release date!!! Wow, that’s quick!

    That’s waaaay too thin. She seemed really serious in her interview about anorexia, tho. She said her family had a long history of it. Well, my dear, even if you can’t tell, HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF! Run thee bony behind to the Golden Arches and buy all the French fries they have.


  6. 6

    Woohoo! Congrats on Pirate’s Booty! I can’t wait to read it! And poor Kiera! Man! I hope she gets the help she needs.

    “Just like boning a coat rack.” LMAO! :D


  7. 7

    I’m so excited for Pirate’s Booty! My credit card is ready, hehe…

    yeah, no kidding dude - talk about TWIGGY…when you can SEE the whole rib cage, it’s time to open a package of twinkies…


  8. 8

    Congratulations on your release date! That is awesome!

    But hey, I have to stick up for the skinny girl, I can’t say I have much more meat on me… and lord knows I love my twinkies!


  9. 9

    Congrats on your latest release date! Yay!

    The sad thing about Kiera (?), the actress above is that someone told her that she looks good. (shaking head)

    Paz


  10. 10

    I think everyone looks alot better with a bit of meat to them - that’s just plain anorexic to me. I think Kira is feelig the bite of the media too much. Sad, so sad….

    But on a good note: CONGRATS on the upcoming release!


  11. 11

    Congrats on the upcoming release!

    I don’t think the dress helps her much. To wear a dress like that you need curves.


  12. 12

    Congrats on Pirate’s Booty.


  13. 13

    Ohhhh Shelliiii! Wanna play? I’d LOVE to read Pirate’s Booty.
    Ummmm, honey, I think you mean JULY 14th? Right?
    I gotta give you Cobblestone authors credit, you really know how to take criticism.
    And Kira is looking pretty boney. Too bad.


  14. 14

    Re: Knightly, I heard on the radio yesterday that she said many people in her family have suffered with anorexia but she’s fine, she hasn’t got it…

    Oooookay.

    :o)


  15. 15

    Woohoo!!!! I love Pirate stories and your “Pirate’s Booty” sounds “Beautilicious”!!

    I have your Tourist Attraction in my TBR pile because who could resist those 2 major goals - a tan and a fling!!

    That means Friday coming is going to be a GREAT day and have I told you yet? I’m a Cobblestone junkie.

    Congrats Shelli and by the way I have never in my life been that thin and I’m sure I never will.

    Cheers!!!!


  16. 16

    Shelli, I am a fan of pirates booty. LOL. seriously though, I love pirate movies. Errol Flynn was my fav until Johnny Depp came along. I’m going to the movies to see Pirates of the Caribbean today. I just loved the 1st one. I watch it over and over and over again.
    Earlene


  17. 17

    Shelli, you have an awesome blog!! Major congrats on the release too! I can’t wait to read Pirate’s Booty…I just LOVE pirates. Think it’s those billowy poet shirts? (don’t ask) LOL!

    As for Kiera…those pic’s are just plain scary. She didn’t used to look THAT bad.

    But she’s not anorexic at all. Nope. Not a bit.

    Congrats again on your release!


  18. 18

    Ah, Pirates . . . and Pirates Booty, too!

    Let’s go for a bestseller–who doesn’t love pirates?

    Jacquie (Keely’s humble scribe)


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