So I was probably smoking crack when I made the decision, but I decided to give Literary Sass my book Tourist Attraction. And yeah, they have the whole ‘we’ll email you our review first and then you can decide whether you want it to go public’ but come on. One: I’m already blogging about it. And two: I announced it on their blog too. If the review never shows up, you’ll all figure out it was a bad one anyways! So good or bad, you’ll see the review. Besides, I figure anyone who planned on buying my book already has… and if you haven’t BUY IT QUICK BEFORE THE REVIEW GOES UP!!! Hee hee. I’m not scared or anything. *Shaking*
So I went buck wild with my Halloween book last night. I typed 2k. So technically since this is a Tryst, this book could have been done at few thousand words ago, but it just isn’t ready to be done yet. I’m thinking tonight I’ll finish it up! I’m soooo excited for Emma to go to bed. I’m at the black moment (and yet I still manage to write funny lines, I hink they’re funny at least:)
We just got back from taking Emma to dinner. ACK! I swear, remind me not to take my 2 1/2 year old to public restaurant until she’s 12. But after dinner we went to the bookstore and picked out a couple potty training books, plus a Thomas the Train. She’s such a train freak.
My Victoria Secret semi annual sale purchases arrived in the mail today! I’m gonna smell purty at Nationals, comfy bras, and have some super cute pj’s to wear. In fact I put on the pj’s and was looking all cute. And watching Emma in the tub. Next thing I know, she’s saying “Poopy, mommy, poopy.” I look down. Sure enough, floaters EVERYWHERE! Ugh. After a 1/2 hour cleaning session of Emma, myself, and the tub, my VS pj’s have been thoroughly broken in. And now removed. 
Back to the ugly ones.
Anyways, for the pic of the day, since I left off talking about the ultra girly topic of Victoria’s Secret… I thought this pic was somewhat appropriate….
Hey Shelli! I love Victoria Secret, especially Love Spell! LOL! Hehe! Emma and floaters!
Woohoo! You are blazing on your Halloween story! And don’t worry about the Lit Sass review. Tourist Attraction rocked!
Shelli are you going to the Pro Dinner? If you aren’t do you want to go out to Dinner on Friday?
OMG! ROFL on the Dodge Truck thing!
LOL. This Dodge thing got me laughing!
LOL The Dodge thing cracked me up!
Good luck with the review - I’m sure it will be fine. Tourist Attraction is a great read
LOL on the Dodge picture!
Don’t even get me started on potty training…good luck. I do hear that boys and girls are different so I wish you luck.
LOL on Dodge. It all makes sense now!
Oh God, that picture made me laugh!
Boy, can I relate to the floaters. I’ve gotten to clean those up too. YUCK!!
Listen, LitSass (one of them) will love “Tourist Attraction”. There’s four or five of them. One of them will have to like it. Don’t worry, Shelli. You have talent. They were pretty nice to Tempest.
Having saying that, I will NEVER send them my stuff. I can’t even handle NICE criticism. LOL.
We brought my hubby out to dinner for fathers day and I feel you pain with bringing a toddler to dinner. Never again!!! I’m sure your review will be great, Shelli! Every review I have read has been great so far.
I always say I’m never taking my children out to dinner again and then I turn around and go back out to torture myself. I have a 3 yr old AND an almost 2 yr old so it is straight up CHAOS at our table!!!
Love the Dodge pic. Your pics are hilarious.
And whoo hoo on the Halloween story!
Ohhh. I should so not tell the Engineer about this pic. He wants a Dodge.
LOL…floaters and the pic. This is why I come to visit your blog everyday Shelli.
You’re halarious and I’m oh so jealous of everyone going to the big convention. One of the days we’ll all finally get to meet face to face.
In the meantime have lots of fun for me.
That picture is AWESOME. And I don’t know which of us wull be reviewing your book, but be afraid. Be very afraid. *evil laugh*
ROFL on the Dodge truck picture! That is soooo great!
The Dodge pic is great - it’s funny, and it’s educational. I didn’t realize I had an oviduct. Good stuff.
Holy shit!
LOL! I think it’s a ploy to get more men to buy, you know they always have sex on the brain…although they aren’t that technical. Yep, a woman MUST HAVE designed the logo and had a good laugh.