Ugh. What a day. I feel like arse. Let me tell you, I have the cold from hell. Emma and I are both sick now. I’m one of those people who get a bad cold and walk around with wads of toilet paper shoved up each nostril. Pretty picture, huh? Oh. Not really? See, this is one of the reasons why I’ll never get married. The upside is it my taste buds have gone to pot, and I can’t taste my food. Which means I’m not as inclined to eat the crappy stuff.
So I decided to enter the Crabby Cows middle 500 contest…. and I think they like me! They only had a few comments and said they enjoyed it! But then, I always write the funny entries which can be a respite from the heavy stuff. So check it out if you want Crabby Cows I’m entry #1. It was posted today, Monday, just scroll on down.
Despite the river running through my nasal passages, I did manage to get some writing done. See I make it a rule to write 1k a day min on a book. That way I keep writing, keep the creativity flowing, and finish books in a pretty good amount of time. Of course there are days when I double, or triple that goal. But 1k min keeps me at it. Today was a love scene, and they’re kinda hard to write when you’ve got Sesame Street on and a roll of tissue paper in your lap. But I think it’s still pretty hot.
So, here it is… the bizarre pic of the day that I promised. And actually, it’s pretty close to how I’m feeling right now! 
Omigod, I dropped by to say hi, fully expecting to see the baby on the toilet (took a quick sidetrip to Literary Sass), and HELLO! Who’s this guy? LOL. That’s brilliant.
I hope you and Emma feel better soon!
ROTFLMAO… what a pic!
Sorry you’re not feeling well, I can relate with the “sesame street music” background when trying to write sex.. Just doesn’t quite meld, does it?
Where’s the Nine Inch Nails when you need it? :)
WTF is that???????? Can I say WTF on your blog? LOL!
What a photo! Feel better real soon!
Paz
Oh, that picture is just WRONG!
Hope you both feel better soon…if it helps, check out my blog today, there just might be a little review of a book I won in a contest that I just LOVED!!!
Where’s that smilie with the big eyes just staring when you need it? What is that thing? No, wait, don’t answer that. I don’t want to know.
I entered a la cc as well. I’m #4 (I think). Isn’t it fun. Once again I managed to bore them. Oh well.
Just finished a REALLY good book. I was surprised at it’s quality since it’s Paula Graves’s first book. I’ll be talking about it on my blog.
Hope you feel better, Chica. And Emma too, you poor thing. Get some rest.
I forget where I saw that pic before, but it startled me just as bad now as it did then, LOLOL…
Found your comment this morning. THANK YOU! :-D
I think I know the guy in that picture.
Hey Lit! I think you know that guy in the picture!
*shakes head* She gets every man twisted up like that.
Shelli, give us the Halloween one..give us the Halloween one….give us the Halloween one.
The photo…I’d title it
Man
Because most men have their heads up their asses.
well shit. EVERYONE’s been here ahead of me. Fuck.
Alright. Picture today is okay. Seen it before in an email loop once a few years ago. Three…maybe four…Now I just feel old. Fuckit, I hate this picture.
Nah, trying too hard with the shock factor on this one, I think. The mummy was cool because it was creepy without trying.
but what the fuck do I know?
You’re sending us a Halloween story? Kickass.
heh. I just realized…bebe was afraid to say wtf? on your blog.
fuck that shit. roflpimp
Congrats on the crabby cows!
Hope you and Emma feel better soon. Especially if it’s making you feel like… that! ;-)
So maybe that old lie “I slipped” really isn’t a lie at all?
LOL
… that’s just bizarre, Shelli.
Where in the hell do you get shit like this? Oh my this is too funny!!!